If You're Not Over Here in Fifteen Minutes, You Can Find a New Best Friend.

Dear Man Walking through Price Smart wearing your pajamas (including a black fuzzy house coat),

Is it really that hard to put on some jeans, or at the very least, a jacket before you walk out the door?  You not only look ridiculous, but you are also making everybody around embarassed for you.
That is all.  Thank-you and Happy Holidays.
Sincerly yours,

Jubes.