When you're young, your whole life is about the pursuit of fun. Then, you grow up and learn to be cautious

Today I had to go into Vancouver for an appoitment.  As I was pulling into the parking garage, I could hear the two men working there talking.  After realizing that the most adorable, old man was talking to me, I started to listen.  He was saying how girls always look there best and that I looked very pretty today, and then he said, "you have a lucky man".  Uhhh...First things first, there is no man, but I will accept your compliment, and perhaps lunch..on you. ;)

If You're Not Over Here in Fifteen Minutes, You Can Find a New Best Friend.

Dear Man Walking through Price Smart wearing your pajamas (including a black fuzzy house coat),

Is it really that hard to put on some jeans, or at the very least, a jacket before you walk out the door?  You not only look ridiculous, but you are also making everybody around embarassed for you.
That is all.  Thank-you and Happy Holidays.
Sincerly yours,

Jubes.