Have I Lost my Muchness?

This morning I woke up. After I woke up, I then preceded to get myself out of bed. As I began to walk myself to the bathroom, I past my cat sleeping in her bed and heard this strange noise. I stopped and tried to listen more closely to the sound. It was very loud, and it sounded as if my cat was purring. I looked at her and she looked back at me...was she purring? I'd never heard her purr so loudly before. I couldn't believe it, how does a cat suddenly start purring that loud? Not long after I heard the noise, the floor started to vibrate. Wtf? I was so confused. I had one of those moments where you have a million thoughts going through your head at the same time, and I was just trying to figure out how Kip, my cat, was even able to purr so loudly, or if it was even possible. Then, it hit me. It was an airplane.